A Foul-Tasting Sip: A UW-Madison Lab Scientist Allegedly Poisons a Promoted Coworker's Water Bottle
AI-generated · every claim is source-linkedA coworker at UW-Madison's Influenza Research Institute noticed a foul taste and strange odor coming from his water bottle on April 4, 2026, and later from his shoes; testing found chloroform levels 'so high the test strips were not able to provide an accurate value.' UW-Madison police arrested staff scientist Makoto Kuroda, 41, who allegedly admitted 'I did it' and told investigators he had been upset since the coworker was promoted over him.
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The incident at IRI was unrelated to the research that takes place there, and there is no evidence it involved any research materials other than the routine laboratory supply chemicals. The incident was reported by staff members to laboratory leadership who promptly reported it to the University of Wisconsin-Madison Police Department.
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Campus Alert Archive. "University of Wisconsin-Madison: A Foul-Tasting Sip: A UW-Madison Lab Scientist Allegedly Poisons a Promoted Coworker's Water Bottle." Incident of April 4, 2026. Added July 2026. https://campusalertarchive.com/case/university-of-wisconsin-madison-influenza-research-institute-poisoning-2026-04-04/
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